'cus I fucking think it does.
Fuck you cold!
Snow White and the Seven Guns: Part 2It had been sometime later but she began to stir awake and, slowly but surely, work up. She was laying upon a bed- no, several beds. Oddly, she could feel the gaps in-between them. She looked around the room. It looked like it was built out of the rocks... no into the rocks. It was light and surprisingly warm, set with a few hanging pictures.Snow White and the Seven Guns: Part 2 by L4nc3Murdock
Just then she felt seven sets of eyes staring at her. Looking about she saw those seven set of eyes staring at her through thick clumps of hair. Except one that was fairly hairless. And it didn't look to be all there anyway. There was a sudden yelp from both parties as they all tried to find some foolish place to hide from each other. And with one or two, themselves.
She peered out from under the sheets, looking around for those clumps of hair that ran off, trying to hide.
'Uh...' Started Snow White. She wasn't exactly sure how to address them. How would you? Perhaps like anyone else?
'Um... hello?' She called out, questioningly in hopes of a resp
Snow White and the Seven Guns: Part 1Snow white and the seven guns.Snow White and the Seven Guns: Part 1 by L4nc3Murdock
This is the story of a young woman; girl, lady. Take your pick... by the name of snow white. Many people know of her story, how beautiful she was, how her wicked step-mother or wicked queen became so jealous that when her magic mirror said how snow white was the “fairest of them all”, she ordered to have her killed. Some people... Snow white was allowed to live thanks to the kindness of the huntsman. Or woodsman. She meets the dwarfs, ya-ad ya-ad ya-ad, one poison apple later and then the dashing prince shows-up, happy ending. You get the idea. There have been a fair few different versions of the story over the ages and such, but I'd imagine you've never heard of this one, have you? It's a much better story, full of action. Great action. Gripping drama and maybe a bit of... romance... No? No romance? None what so ever? Not even, like, a kiss? Oh, you're okay with that then, excellent. Right, let’s begin this where our soon to be a great