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It had been sometime later but she began to stir awake and, slowly but surely, work up. She was laying upon a bed- no, several beds. Oddly, she could feel the gaps in-between them. She looked around the room. It looked like it was built out of the rocks... no into the rocks. It was light and surprisingly warm, set with a few hanging pictures. Just then she felt seven sets of eyes staring at her. Looking about she saw those seven set of eyes staring at her through thick clumps of hair. Except one that was fairly hairless. And it didn't look to be all there anyway. There was a sudden yelp from both parties as they all tried to find some foolis

Snow white and the seven guns. This is the story of a young woman; girl, lady. Take your pick... by the name of snow white. Many people know of her story, how beautiful she was, how her wicked step-mother or wicked queen became so jealous that when her magic mirror said how snow white was the “fairest of them all”, she ordered to have her killed. Some people... Snow white was allowed to live thanks to the kindness of the huntsman. Or woodsman. She meets the dwarfs, ya-ad ya-ad ya-ad, one poison apple later and then the dashing prince shows-up, happy ending. You get the idea. There have been a fair few different versions of the s